October 2010
1 post
“I’m gonna write the boy who dumped you a thank you letter.”
September 2010
2 posts
Choose
Choose life,
Choose a job,
Choose a career,
Choose a family,
Choose a big television,
Choose washing machines,
Choose cars,
Choose MP3 players,
Choose electrical can openers,
Choose leather wear and matching luggage,
Choose a three piece suit from an array of fabrics,
Choose DSL and all your favorite channels,
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game...
August 2010
2 posts
Follow your childhood dreams...
…because what 5 year old boy dreams of becoming a male nurse?
RAWR!!!
In the past 13 months, I’ve accomplished:
-Having a thousand dollars for every year I’ve been alive.
-Traveled to three countries.
-Went on a road trip with Ms. Ridgway
-Picked up guitar
-Picked up photography and became FUCKING AWESOME at it.
-Learn how to ride a motorcycle
-Jumped out of an airplane
-Picked up bass
-Became a war veteran
-Flew a plane
-Went white water...
May 2010
1 post
Teddy-Bro
Dammit, I wanted my build-a-bear of me back but I forgot I put her name on the certificate, plus I wasn’t in the bears life for his early days so I’d come off as a complete stranger. I could try joint custody of the bear, but the logistics of it all would be greater than I could handle at the moment. I guess as long as she treats Ryan good I shouldn’t be worried.
April 2010
2 posts
Proverb:
“After the game, the King and Pawn go in the same box.”
March 2010
1 post
i Love you so much at times i cant even look at you for fear that i might faint, die, or wake up.
February 2010
5 posts
Eyes
I <3 girls with eyes so beautiful the place me in a transcending state of mind where I feel no pain, only happiness.
November 2009
2 posts
“I haven’t wanted the trouble in alongtime, but with you, I want the trouble, with you the trouble is less troubling.”
-Barney Stinson
Maturation makes liars of all of us.
October 2009
5 posts
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Fuck you whore…
You know what’s funny?
A male nurse.
Yeah...
“The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist.”
Funny how we think of romance as always involving two, when the romance of solitude can be ever so much more delicious and intense.
For some people...
Love is like when you were a kid and your mommy told you to pick only one candy bar, and your attention span could only hold on to one for a split second. You pick up one then see another that you like better until you choose and keep flip flopping until you see the one you want to stick with and give it to your mother. Then if you were a bad kid and saw another you liked you snuck it away in your...
September 2009
11 posts
I wish...
I wish I was still a teenager in high school! And safeway’s sesame chicken sucks compared to carrs! Yes there’s a difference! I want to live in a nice big house again! With Internet!
I like women
I like women
You belong with me by taylor swift, covered by me...
You’re on the phone with your boy toy he’s upset,
Going off about some gay emo shit I bet,
And he doesn’t deal with problems like I do….
I’m here at home it’s a typical drunken night,
I’m playing beer pong to forget you, and its just like
What should I do to win you back from that dude?
But he plays guitar, I drive fast in cars,
He’s real emotional, and I hate stereotypicals,
Hoping...
Why did she look so good yesterday? She wore her make up just right, the sight of her cute face competed against my imaginary girlfriend Katy Perry, and that’s saying alot. Once more, the what was once innocent girl from Sunday school had me wrapped around her fingers, lured by her beauty, intoxicated by her voice. I’m pretty much still inlove with her but I’m rational enough to...
maybe i was stupid, but that's a given.
so yeah im here at jessica’s house wearing the same hollister sweatshirt, eating sesame chicken, listening to hellogoodbye thinking this is exactly how high school went. i kinda wish i could go back and relive those days but unless i can get a hold of a time machine before i start growing older and ccant pass off as a high school student i dont think thatll happen so ill just settle for...
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never...”
Hi.
I’m Ryan. And I’m an asshole.